YOU BOUGHT A F*CKING MERCEDES????

That was literally my response when Gary told me that he'd bought a Mercedes, I thought he was going nuts. But then we met for supper and I had a chance to ride in his new swanky car...I was impressed. Like I told Martin, I feel like I had a huge dick just sitting in it.

His car does the whole blue tooth phone syncing thingum where he syncs his phone to his car and when he needs to take a call while driving, the call is broadcasted through his stereo. HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT???!?

Now I want to learn how to drive and buy a Mercedes. (Hear that, Martin?)